By his reckoning, Noah has taught 1.5 million people how to kiss. Not bad, even for a river guide (most of us can’t count that high). But Noah has an advantage, his dad is a CPA, his mom is a fertility counselor and in the winter he works as Head of Production for Instructables.com, a how-to website with a young (and apparently curious) user demographic. Amongst his other, maybe less impressive achievements are graduating with honors from Brown University with a degree in Environmental Studies and Visual Arts, swimming with octopi in Belize, installing toilets in Spain and herding sheep in Italy. (We – and 1.5 million other people – don’t want to know where he did his research).